BWF Pod - Week 2, Texans 19, Bears 13: So the defense is really great and so is the special teams and hey look, I'm running out of characters

 The Bears defense looks legit! Like literally dominant. Kyler Gordon, Tremaine Edmunds, and TJ Edwards are flying all over the middle of the field, while Jaylon John absolutely shuts down the outside. And low and behold, we have a legit defense line now! Gervon Dexter is developing into a legit threat! Andrew Billings has the body of a bulldozer and also the power of a bulldozer and also, somehow, the speed of a bulldozer. There is just no way to scheme to block him when Montez Sweat and Darrell Taylor are on the line with Dexter and Billings between them! It's awesome to see! Is this too many exclamation marks! I don't think I can stop!





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