2021 Week 5 Postgame - Bears 20, Raiders 9: The Jon Gruden Obituary

Your beloved cohosts discuss the absolute dismantling of the Raiders offense by the Bears defense that played such a dominant game, they forced a turnover in the Raiders coaching staff.

 

 

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