A Shameless, Cherry-Picked Pile of Justin Fields Summer Camp Clips to Masturbate To

 Sure, other "accredited" journalists with "experience" or "taste" will provide coverage of why Teven Jenkins is having season-ending surgery.

Ask yourself - do I really need this shit today? Besides the fact that you've already seen the original and don't need the Chris Williams Direct-to-Video Sequel, you're spending your free time following a game that's making you sadder. What the fuck point is that? What joy is to be had? How is one to masturbate to this?

That's why your favorite beat (heh) writers here at Bear Weather Fans are shamelessly throwing this pile of Justin Fields training camp clips at you. There is no analysis here. You will not be smarter for having seen any of these. It's just bonertime. Let's go.


 First off, look how far this dude can motherfucking throw. Like, seriously, look at this shit



Ohh well I'm concerned about his accuwacy cuz I'm just a widdle biddy baby ahhhFUCK YOU



He's got the armstrength to drop back in the pocket and throw to Alaska, and the accuracy to sign an autograph with a well-timed sharpie throw from 60 yards out. He can make all the throws.



I said ALL THE THROWS





He can make Jesse James and Graham look like Gronk on (more) steroids







You're goddamn welcome. Subscribe to my OnlyFans. 

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