Bear Weather Fans

Look! Over there! It's a Soundcloud Link!   This week, Coach Bob and Patrick evaluate the Bills-Bears "Trubisky revenge game", the offensive line, how Montgomery gained so much speed, some new quarterback on the roster, and the question of how in the hell Andy Dalton took his team to five straight playoffs.  Tune in to find out! (It was the offensive line)

 Sure, other "accredited" journalists with "experience" or "taste" will provide coverage of why Teven Jenkins is having season-ending surgery . Ask yourself - do I really need this shit today ? Besides the fact that you've already seen the original and don't need the Chris Williams Direct-to-Video Sequel, you're spending your free time following a game that's making you sadder . What the fuck point is that? What joy is to be had? How is one to masturbate to this? That's why your favorite beat (heh) writers here at Bear Weather Fans are shamelessly throwing this pile of Justin Fields training camp clips at you. There is no analysis here. You will not be smarter for having seen any of these. It's just bonertime. Let's go.  First off, look how far this dude can motherfucking throw. Like, seriously, look at this shit Watch to the end of Justin Fields throwing a 60-65 yard pass at practice.  pic.twitter.com/48yGcSVJUb — Club Dub (@Be...

 PSYCHE MOFOS THAT WAS NOW We have a Bear Weather Fans Podcast, and it's incredible , like listening to it will probably bump your IQ up a standard deviation and your sexiness up 3. If you disagree, all I can say is “I’m sorry you were born so close to Green Bay too - and yes, I agree life isn’t fair. Now don’t forget to take your medication to keep your blood movin’.” Our first episode was recorded live with Patrick and Coach Bob in our $150M Bear Weather Fans state-of-the-art studio, the recording from which we paid six Grammy-winning sound engineers to produce to sound like two amateurs in their home offices, because we wanted to appear humble and true-to-our roots. We’d listen back to make sure we sound like common men of the people but it’s honestly just hard to find time between games of Equiestrian Polo and Adriana Lima’s cavier tastings. In this episode, we discuss the first preseason game, wether there is a single real person playing O-line for the Bears or if the entire u...