BWF Game Awards, Week 2, Bears 17-Giants 13

Let's see the recipients of the most coveted awards in all of sports, the weekly BWF awards! These awards are many, nuanced, and violently, sexily prestigious. Some say winning a BWF award should result in seppuku, as there is nothing left to strive for in this life. All we can say for certain are this week's prestigious award winners, starting with—

The Akiem Hicks Literal Bear Award

Awarded to:




Akiem Hicks. He’s so good it’s stupid. Unreal how underrated he’s been for what feels like the better part of a decade, which is like 30 in bear years. God Bless that bear man(?).


The Keith Traylor Award For Excellence in a Big Man Truckin’

Awarded to:
Charles Leno




 

 
Lookit those hands on Leno. Those screen passes he lined up for in 2018 are all making sense now. It was worth flushing the 2019 offense down the toilet just to catch the Giants off-guard on the long con.

Also, shoutout to David Montgomery on this play, who had so much confidence in its design that he decided a play action fake handoff from eight feet away was as close as necessary. He was correct.




The Jay Cutler Award for Distinguished Neck Durability

This award was created in honor of the time Jay Cutler blindly charged neck-first into the opposing defense for a meaningless touchdown. In a game they were already winning. In the first quarter. Also it was preseason.


Awarded to: 

David Montgomery

 


 

Jesus Christ, Montgomery. I uploaded that clip to twitter and all my targeted ads switched to liquid meal straws and wheelchair basketball leagues.


That's all the awards for this week. Come back next week to see what remarkable performances earn players awards against the Falcons. Will Akiem Hicks continue to win the Akiem Hicks Award? Will Tarik Cohen win the Matt Forte Award For Excellence While Being Completely Misused in the Passing Game? Find out next time!

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