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 The Bears defense looks legit! Like literally dominant . Kyler Gordon, Tremaine Edmunds, and TJ Edwards are flying all over the middle of the field, while Jaylon John absolutely shuts down the outside. And low and behold, we have a legit defense line now! Gervon Dexter is developing into a legit threat! Andrew Billings has the body of a bulldozer and also the power of a bulldozer and also, somehow, the speed of a bulldozer. There is just no way to scheme to block him when Montez Sweat and Darrell Taylor are on the line with Dexter and Billings between them! It's awesome to see! Is this too many exclamation marks! I don't think I can stop!

  Join your award-winning* hosts as they digest an offense that started cold for 3 straight drives before flashing greatness, Tory Taylor the Greatest Punter to Ever Exist, and a secondary that's starting to look like one of the best in the game. *Being awarded "most hatemail" is still technically an award.

Defensive lineman playing lights out! A wide receiver corps that's knocking on the door of best in the league! Oh and the BEST QB in the draft (for the past several years?) Join your revered hosts Patrick and Coach Bob as they salivate over what we have in front of us for an hour. Heck, play it on loop, this is the good life.

  There's so much going on! There's so much to talk about! Hall of fame game! Hard Knocks! Jaylon Johnson contract extension! DJ Moore contract extension! Every lineman's injured!  And your beloved hosts discuss... none of that. Absolutely none. Ignore it altogether. Instead, sit back, relax, and relive the joys of how outrageously historic this point is Bears history is.

 Hi, I'm Olin Kreutz. You probably remember me from my dynamic play at Center, my in-your-face attitude, or my 13 years playing for the Chicago Bears. While I'm proud of my work leading the offensive line (and locker room!) for the Chicago Bears, what I'm most proud of today is my new, life-changing system: The Olin Kreutz System for Conflict Resolution. "Whoa, conflict resolution? Haha I don't swing that way pal!" I know what it sounds like. But trust me. When you learn my life-changing methods for conflict resolution, nobody will joke or disrespect you. Ever again. They won't offer you the standard pay for a coaching assistant . They wouldn't dare. They wouldn't dare . Because of how good you'll be at conflict resolution. Let's begin. ...what was that? Did you say something? Did you say something? Oh, haha a water break! Ha! Of course! Everybody needs water! We're all having fun here! Ha! Ha. Well? Are you done interrupting now? Okay....

Hello, I can close my eyes and visualize an HD replay of an 8-ft ginger with a freshly-cut $18M check funded in part by my own viewership walk onto the field and immediately take a snap to the dick, causing a fumble and loss of possession to the Packers. $18 million, ladies and gentlemen      While for a normal fanbase, this would've been exhibit A in the case to dissolve the franchise, that wasn’t even the most embarrassing play that game . My point is – like the rest of you – I’ve spent enough time supporting a once proud organization rendered into a national laughingstock that I'm technically eligible for the Republican Primary. I can't tell you the specifics of any playoff overtime rules, but I can tell you with 100% confidence just how a QB can end a half with a negative passer rating, along with real-life examples while I stare off quietly. It’s just what happens to a human brain that’s exposed to more first-round picks spent on busted QBs than playoff wins for 1...

On one hand, you have a talented but flawed quarterback who's almost universally loved, both inside the locker room and out. On the other, you have the #1 overall pick with a potential superstar QB on the board to bring in with this coaching staff. BUT WAIT! Do you even want to keep this coaching staff? I know you're scared, I know this keeps you up at night. I'm here to tell you not to fear, Ryan Poles. We have the answers. That's right - Bear Weather Fans Podcast hosts Patrick and Coach Bob know better than anyone in the NFL what the Bears need to do to not fuck this up. That's why, ahead of the Bears-Packers season finale, your intrepid hosts have broken down every possible situation, and which is the correct one ("correct" meaning, as always, doing exactly what Coach Bob and Patrick say you should do) . Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or just like, wherever you get them, man. Google it.